Now that I'm a hick, my overall mentality has slightly changed.
I used to check people. com twice a day- now I check email once a week when I visit my parents with their highly-advanced Netscape dial-up.
Dawson's Creek reruns and reality TV has been replaced with George MacDonald and Red Rose tea.
My current idea of a microwave is setting a plate of food in the sun, ready to eat in one hour.
Because T-Mobile in Oregon is useless, I have no contact with faraway friends, enemies, or acquaintances. I would write, but I don't have anyone's address.
I think my car used to be green.
I'm surprised I can actually remember how to type on this keyboard. I'm going a little nutty, pardner. Thank God I'm starting Jazzercise tomorrow.
Ahhh ha, a hick. I merely enjoy this because I am now a "dorm girl" complete with hot pink shower flip flops to ensure the foot fungus remains to a minimum. Look how we've grown.
ReplyDeleteat least its more interesting than being "Stable-Working-Girl Jane". or is it?....
ReplyDelete-Missing you in Texas (that's how i'm now signing all of my posts)
ps. it was AWESOME chatting with you today!!!
I'm a stable-working-girl-Jane and I loooooooooathe it. Louise, it's me, Angel teh Imp. New username and blog address, baby- come and visit!
ReplyDeleteYEEHAA! Welcome to the sticks Pardah!!!
ReplyDeleteMy how the world flips...you in the country, and me in Detroit (insert shudder and a look over the shoulder...)
Wave at the hicks for me!
So hows the Jazzercise going???
ReplyDeleteJazzercise?
ReplyDeleteI prefer awesomcise!
update. even for not having a computer readily accessible..this is too long. besides...i want to know how the heck you're doin!
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