There's nothing like a good Marx Brothers flick. Watching Harpo accost every female in sight makes my day. Ooh, I came across this great cartoon:
I'm a huge Muppet fan. At age five I would pretend that I was Jim Henson's daughter, assisting him in creating his puppets and such.
I got the job, by the way. I am now a lingerie consultant. Poor mom. She's a bit scandalized by my new career. "What!? Oh, honey... Do be careful." "Don't worry," I reply. "I'll make sure the underwire can't cut me."
A lingerie consultant? Really? Ooh, where? I'm far overdue for a fitting and a new bra. Motherhood does funny things to a woman's, ahem, shape.
ReplyDeleteLOL...poor Kermit. I'm a huge Muppets fan as well.
ReplyDeleteThom,
ReplyDeleteWomen wear bras. Deal.
Weezy, your mother's right...be careful you never can tell what crazy crimes underwear might committ when you're not looking.
ReplyDeleteMeghan- Please hand me the rubbing alcohol. *Groan*
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