Thursday, December 07, 2006

An Unsuccessful Attempt at Schmeez Droppings

I feel great today. Not only is it Week #2 with my slightly-evil boss on a forced 7-month maternity leave, but I can wear my cowboy boots today. How are these two things related? You must not know me very well.

Why is it that I won't get up right now to go to the bathroom? I've felt the urge for about an hour, yet those MySpace and Facebook pages had to be updated, dammit! The world's social fate rests on whether or not I've updated my current status! No one understands me.

Darin and I are looking at condos on Friday. Mucho expensive, but we need it. It's been a blessing living in the fishbowl, but we need our own place. As do my brother and sister-in-law. It's been fun being freeloaders.

Liberals are whiny.

I need to take a shower. Get up, Louise. Come on, you need to go to work soon. You'll feel better, I promise. Your armpits won't stick together anymore if you just go take a shower. Do it. Come on, you don't even have to wash your hair. Do you remember the last time you took a shower? You need this. JUST GO!!!

Huh? What was that?!? My apologies, esteemed bloggers. Hey, Maury Povich is on!

10 comments:

Black Mona said...

wow, i think this one is by far the most RANDOM of your posts....although i do love it as always! it's like a video clip play-by-play into your present life! *yay!* miss you babe!

The Bard said...

Okay...now I need to clean my room...Schmeez droppings everwhere!!! What did you do? Throw it all in a blender?

Eric said...

Huzzah!

Louise said...

As a matter of fact, Brenden, I merely smeared them on your wall. No blender was involved.

Tom said...

That's just because I broke your blender on grasshoppers.

Anonymous said...

You very beautifu l woman. Whic h Gap you work with?

Where there is gold... said...

Weezy, I need prayers. VERY much right now. Please say some for me.

The Bard said...

Um...update??? I am haveing Schmeez withdrawal and it's making me an aweful person! HELP!!!

Lauren P. said...

I agree with Brendan. You are a tease!

Eric said...

I'm afraid you've lost your touch. Your last successful schmeez dropping back in November.

And remember, I'm your brother now, so I'm allowed to say these things to you; nay, its my obligation!