Here's a dumb survey that I recently contributed to MySpace, the spawn of Satan.
The sole reason I even have a MySpace account is to piss off my sister. And meet middle-aged men.
01. You have 10 bucks and need to get snacks at a gas station. What do you get?
Twinkies, gum, and Snapple
02. IF YOU WERE REINCARNATED AS SOME SORT OF SEA DWELLING CREATURE, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?
03. WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE REDHEAD?
04. WHAT DO YOU ORDER WHEN YOU'RE AT AN IHOP?
An omelette! With coffee and pancakes.
05. LAST BOOK YOU READ?
Ordeal by Innocence, by Agatha Christie
06. HAVE YOU MADE OUT WITH ANYONE ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST?
07. DESCRIBE YOUR FAVORITE PAIR OF UNDERWEAR.
Gasp! Stretchy boy shorts, if you must know.
08. DESCRIBE THE LAST TIME YOU WERE INJURED?
A cat scratch from Maestro, yesterday.
09. OF ALL YOUR FRIENDS, WITH WHOM WOULD YOU WANT TO BE STUCK IN A WELL?
Katherine- she's brilliant, entertaining, and would have us out in no time.
10. ROCK CONCERT, OR SYMPHONY?
11. WHAT IS THE WALLPAPER ON YOUR CELLPHONE?
Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers
13. FLAVOR OF PUDDING?
Chocolate- the kind that you actually cook on the stove.
14. COLOR OF SHIRT YOU'RE WEARING?
Red/ pink stripe
15. PRESCRIPTION MEDICATION?
16. IF YOU COULD USE ONLY ONE FORM OF TRANSPORTATION FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
A little convertible that flies
17. HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST?
18. HOW MANY PEOPLE IN YOUR LIST DO YOU KNOW IN REAL LIFE?
All except Tom.
19. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Darin's outbursts of song
20. MOST RECENT MOVIE YOU'VE WATCHED IN THEATERS?
"Letter to Three Wives" -Classic Movie Tuesdays!
21. IF YOU COULD INVENT ONE THING, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Cure for all cancer
22. NAME AN ACTOR/ACTRESS YOU'VE HAD THE HOTS FOR.
23. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE CITY?
Parts of Salem, Portland, and Ypsi
24. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF CAKE?
Yellow with ganache on top
25. WHAT'S THE FIRST WORD THAT COMES TO MIND RIGHT NOW?
26. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR MOM IN PERSON?
27. WHO GOT YOU TO JOIN MYSPACE?
28. WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR DINNER LAST NIGHT?
29. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN RESIDING IN THE CURRENT CITY YOU LIVE IN?
30. IS TOM ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST?
Yeah- why again?
31. WHAT'S THE LAST THING YOU SAID OUTLOUD?
"Darin, what's the last thing I said out loud?"
32. LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. WHAT DO YOU SEE?
A prayer book Darin picked up at Church
33. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON THAT SPENT $100 ON YOU?
01. Have you ever really cried your heart out?: Yes.
02. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?: Yes.
03. Have you ever cried on your friend's shoulder?: Yes.
04. Have you ever cried over the opposite sex?: Yes.
05. Do you cry when you get an injury?: More out of frustration than anything.
06. Do certain songs make you cry?: If I'm in the right mood. "Lighthouse" by Nickel Creek does it for me sometimes.
01. Are you a happy person?: Yes.
02. What can always make you happy?: Kittens
03. Do you wish you were happier?: Yes
04. Is being happy overrated?: Huh?
05. Can music make you happy?: Of course! It's food for the soul.
01. Who do you actually hate?: Unfortunately, I hate one person.
02. Have you ever made a hit list?: No!
03. Have you ever been on a hit list?: I sure hope not!
04. Are you a mean bully?: No, I am a softy.
05. Do you hate George Bush?: No. There's enough hate in the world.
SELF ESTEEM SECTION
1. Do you think you are good looking?: Sometimes.
2. Do you wish you could be someone else? No. I like me.
01. Current hair color? Nutty brown
02. Whats your natural color?: Nuttier brown
03. What color are your eyes?: Poop brown
05. Straight Hair or Curls?: Straight and unruly
01. What shirt are you wearing?: I changed into a black T.
02. Shorts/pants?: Flannel striped pants
03. Shoes?: Socks
04. Necklaces?: Yes, my Holy Spirit necklace
THIS OR THAT
01. Rock or rap?: Rock
03. Wild night out or romantic night in?: Out, then in afterwards.
05. Hummer or Sports Car?: Sports car.
06. Bracelet or Necklace?: Necklace
07. History or Science?: History
08. Sleep in or early to rise?: Sleep in, but I wish I wanted to rise early.
09. Beach or Boardwalk?: Beach
10. Hoodie or Tee Shirt?: Hoodie.
11. Night or Day?: Day
12. High School or College?: College
13. California or Florida?: Cali!!!
14. Love at first sight or learn to love?: Learn to love
HAVE YOU EVER
01. Hugged someone?: Are you serious?
02. Been on the phone until the sun came up?: No.
03. Put a song on repeat for more than an hour?: No.
04. Laughed so hard you peed in your pants?: No.
01. Last person you talked to in person: Darin
02. Person you talked to online?: Angel
03. Person you talked to on the phone?: My sister Sarah
04. Person you texted?: I never text.
05. Person to text you?: Some perv from Myspace.
01. Do you like surveys?: Yes
02. What kind of shampoo do you use?: John Frieda's Brunette
03. You get along with your parents?: Yes
04. Do you have mental breakdowns?: I get emotional and frustrated sometimes.
05. Did you ever fake being sick?: No, actually. I should try it.
01. Current mood?: Mellow
02. Current music?: Folk
03. Current hair?: Absolutely perfect. ;-)
04. Current desktop picture?: Jesus on the Cross, actually. It keeps me focused.
Now you completely know me.