Consensus: Dial-up is the devil's spawn.
I have a few good posts in the works, however, completion is futile between Tib's bellows and Mom's ramblings.
Example: She looked up my name on myspace... she noticed that my status was "single." I never thought I'd have to say to my own mother, "No, I am not looking for guys on the internet!"
Change the default profile settings, people. Change them now.
I'm glad I can laugh about this.