Tuesday, November 29, 2005

For your Viewing Displeasure

11-8 is a dreadfully long shift. Forgive my decaffeinated grumblings.

Luckily... I work an early shift tomorrow morn so Husband #1 and I can *gasp* spend the day together! I propose we clean the apartment (we're delayed gratifiers), take a nap, play a game, and go out for coffee. Hey, I just planned my day in a sentence! This is simply groundbreaking!

Here are some... ahem... creations that Darin concocted this afternoon. Some men watch football in their spare time, some sleep on the couch. Husband #1? See for yourself.

A Googled kid mixed with Jennifer Aniston. Charming.

Osama bin Bean

The NEXT Ave baby?

Feel free to put these on your desktop and paste on Mom's birthday card. Darin also extends an invitation for suggestions.

Go ahead, feed my hubby's hobby.

Post your ideas for new freaky/hilarious/huh? combinations, and I will choose the top five. Okay, Darin will. Anyway, the top five will be created and posted on this fabulous blog.
Good luck!


14 comments:

Thomas said...

puke-a-trocious.

Emily said...

So this is what newlyweds spend their time doing! The pictures are, uh, rather frightening. :-O lol.

Louise said...

Sigh... This is a contest, people. "Puke-a-trocious" isn't even a word.

Thomas said...

sorry I just don't feel like supporting the creation of more CRIMES AGAINST NATURE.

Angel Roth said...

I could make a whole slew of evil comments right now....and be ostracized. Call my cell and share your opinions, shmeezy!
But not till after 12. I'm working a part time job now at Kohl's in jewelry.

Emily said...

Louise, why not combine you and Darin in a picture to see what your children are going to look like? That's about as creative as I can get for this contest.

Mel said...

i'd submit my ideas, but i'm busy trying to perform my own lobotomy. thanks for the mental scars.

gajcmq- approximately the sound emitted from my throat upon seeing the pictures on your blog.

Louise said...

All right, never mind about the contest. The prize was amazing, too. *long sigh*

Meghan said...

Don't despair!

Late last night (OK early morning, actually) I thought...Hulk Hogan & Cindi Lauper. Who wouldn't want to see that union?

Mel said...

cuz Hogan Knows Best.

or even a mish-mash of our codictators? including such infamous faces as Slobodan Milosevic, Mikhail Kalashnikov, and Adolf Hitler. sick. probably not even a face a mother could love.

Louise said...

Or how about some Ave professors.... with celebrities' bodies...

Carl said...

how about me and ronaldo? that would be sweet! props to darin for the nice work;-)

one of the boys trying to reach the sun said...

oh you should do me and carl...or, wait lol.

The Alpha Crow said...

I was looking around for pictures that I could morph myself and found this abomination. I feel I’ve done my part for this contest.
http://static.flickr.com/4/6680067_1325fdf4c9_o.gif

But if I must posit a contestant according to the rules stipulated then I would mix uhm…….one of the Olsen twins with Fat Joe and throw an armadillo into the gene pool mix for kicks. We’ll call it a FatOlsadillo.